Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Sis code

1) Datable guys:
First of all, we must clearly distinguish between datable guys and fuckable guys:
1.1) Datable guys:
All the guys that are fuckable.
Except Fines

1.2) Fuckable guys
All the guys that are datable.
And Fines.

Scientific studies showed that Fines are the best friends-with-benefits available at the current knowledge.

Case study 1: Going out with a Fine
Fines are generally calm, reserved, and ultimately boring. However they have a strong dark side, which as both an advantage and a disadvantage: very good in the bed room,living room, kitchen, bathroom... however due to their lack of social skills and a slight autism their are totally unpredictable and not even the best model can accurately predict their behavior. Therefore, we conclude: Fines are not datable.

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